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7:43 AM

Reflected Entry

This was a caption I owed to reprobate.

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5:00 AM

The Only Way to Get Car Wash Customers

This was my first entry in the July 2013 Caption Contest on www.rachelshaven.com.

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5:00 AM

Working the Mailroom

This was a caption I owed to Linda Mallone.

I had a bit of writer's block with this caption, so I hope it turned out alright.

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1:46 AM

Don't Mock the Lines

This was a caption I owed to Tar.

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7:00 PM

Shouting Out to the Sky

This was a caption I owed to Tar.

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3:28 PM

2,000,000 Views!

It hasn't been a year yet since I got the first million. This blog has now gathered over 2,000,000 pageviews! I never expected it so soon. Thank you to all the people who look at my pieces of writing and thank you to everyone who keep on revisiting this blog.

"I would have made something special for this milestone, but I have been busy with other things as of late. Also, ever since I saw the blog gained over 2,000,000 views, I've been feeling really strange and...

And...

I...

Huh...?"

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Thanks again, everyone!

12:09 PM

Drunken Tattoo Bet

This was a caption I owed to fratBoy2SororityGirl.

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7:51 PM

Waking Up Confused

This was a caption I owed to realfield.

edit: Thank you to Josey14 for pointing out that I repeated the second paragraph twice. I'm not sure how I missed that. I will try to fix that as soon as possible, if I can.

edit: Okay, it's fixed now.

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8:00 PM

Just a Mirage

Another caption I owed to w8z2x4m.

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12:17 PM

Request Caption: Living the Role of Mother

This is for the person who requested a caption through Formspring about a son becoming his mother and acting like he was always her. Sorry I took so long to get around to making this.

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7:18 PM

Taking Charge as Ruler

A caption I owed Sci-Fi Kara on http://www.rachelshaven.com/. I think this one turned out rather well.

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4:36 PM

What Only 500,000 Views Can Do

My blog has finally gone over 500,000 page views. Thanks a lot to all of you for taking the time to view my captions and thank you for taking the time to leave ratings and comments about my writing.

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3:40 AM

Request Caption: When Punishments Go Wrong

Could you do some caps involving the transformed one wear pantyhose? I love those :)

 

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5:59 PM

When the Time Comes

With this caption, I actually looked through other types of fonts I had available and chose a different one. I only wish I had done that sooner for some of my other captions.

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11:43 PM

Mmpph!

Another quick and short caption I thought up.

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5:50 PM

You Are Mine

I hope everyone had a good Christmas. I know I mentioned I'd take at least the entire weekend off, but I'm getting ideas for captions again. This is something I thought of quick.

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5:41 PM

A Great Gift

Something I thought up quick.

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12:19 AM

I Feel So Good I Could Dance

"Yeah, you miss these? I bet you do, you little bitch. I want to dance I feel so good."

Tim continued to dance in Bianca's body as he explained the situation.

"You see Bianca, I never liked how much of a bitch you were. There have been a lot of other people you know, who I won't name, that have gotten sick of you as well. So I volunteered myself to switch bodies with you. You don't need to know how. All you need to know is that I'll be a much nicer you than you ever could be. As for you, you can do whatever you want with my old body. There's no way to switch back. I'm sure I can adjust to your life. I know you can adjust to my life too...as soon as you're untied from that chair. You seem a little angry at the moment. So I'll just keep dancing until you calm down."

Bianca in Tim's body yelled in frustration.

4:11 PM

A Letter

I decided to try something a little different with this one.

7:16 PM